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Roasts About the Dallas Cowboys
Savage, fact-based NFL trash talk — what to text your Dallas Cowboys friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“Haven't been to the Super Bowl in 30+ years. Let that sink in”
“'America's Team' hasn't reached even an NFC Championship Game in 30 years — three lonely Wild Card wins and nothing bigger”
“Jerry Jones has done to this franchise what an arsonist does to a library”
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The receipts
- Last championship: 1995
- Worst season: 1-15 (1989)
- Missed the playoffs: 4 of the last 10 seasons
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