🔥 TRASH TALK
Roasts About the New England Patriots
Savage, fact-based NFL trash talk — what to text your New England Patriots friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.
“Post-Brady record: indistinguishable from the Jets”
“Spygate, Deflategate — the entire dynasty has an asterisk taped to it”
“Mac Jones became a career backup before his rookie deal expired”
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The receipts
- Last championship: 2018
- Worst season: 1-15 (1990)
- Missed the playoffs: 4 of the last 10 seasons
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