Roasts About the Chicago Bears

Last championship: 1985
Worst season: 3-14 (2022)
Missed the playoffs: 9 of the last 10 seasons

Savage, fact-based NFL trash talk — what to text your Chicago Bears friend after a loss. Generated by Trash Talk, the AI that roasts from real stats.

“One Super Bowl. 1985. Your dad was your age”

“A franchise defined by its defense that couldn't develop a quarterback if the position came with a manual”